My apologies, everyone. The weekend totally got away from me and I have no workshop for today. By this point, you've probably already figured that out.
You have two options: wait until next week to write anything (bad option...don't do this one), or you can visit the Workshop page and revisit an old workshop to hone a skill you want to improve (good option...do this!).
Have fun and I'll see you next week with something new. Honest!